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"Also, the shoes are much more practical."

30th October 2008
Richard

Are you nuts?

"When I was a kid I used to make forts out of the chair cushions in our lounge.
I was sometimes king of those cushions.
This man however shall always be known as 'King of the Chairs'."

28th October 2008
Ryan

And where...are all the people?

"This was beginning to look like the most expensive and ill-publicised bowling alley in history."

26th October 2008
Ryan

I've always known that...

"Michael Caine glasses - Check
Big obnoxious belt - Check
Full body PVC suit - Check
Conspiracy theories - Check

Weekends with Grandad were always interesting."

23rd October 2008
Richard

Now, once upon a time

"Now, once upon a time oaths were sacred.
Blood brothers, over grave, hand on holy text of YOUR choice.

Kids today, eh?"

21st October 2008
Ryan and Richard

Mr Justice

"Cunning....

Deadly...

Invisible...

The perfect assassins, won from the Coconut Shy at the State Fair.

Such a pity these orders are going to be forgotten in 3 seconds"

19th October 2008
Richard and Ryan

"In Media Res"

"Tom Cruise is my favourite celebrity in Scientology, more so than Jason Lee, more so than John Travolta and certainly more so than Douglas E. Davis.
Hell the guy firmly believes the church helped cure him of dyslexia.
You want to know why this guy can say and do what he wants? Why every litigation suit against him has been shot down in flames? Why he gets away with the same plot in every one of his films?
Well now you do.

Plus Ducky has these sunglasses that make him look like Tom circa 1983 Risky Business."

16th October 2008
Ryan